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UNIBROW -


TAGS: unibrow middle eastern europe chick broad
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

ANON - April 11, 2009, 4:55 pm
Can I haz Unibrow sax?


THE BIG TIME -


TAGS: drama llama new york broadway
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:13 pm
Not the first, and probably not the last, but such is the Internet.
rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:51 pm

I think I know a forum thread this could apply to.


NOW IT'S MILLER TIEM -


TAGS: freedom s abroad and at home
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

WTFO - June 5, 2011, 10:46 pm
Absolutely, Cyber. I wish I had more hope for liberty and freedom in the middle east, but unfortunately, the trends aren't pointing that way.
Cyberhagen - June 5, 2011, 12:40 pm
I'm not so sure about the middle east thing; the "arab spring" has had disturbing elements as well as hopeful ones. We could even wind up with more Irans than Dubais in the long run...it's a dicey time.


BLAZING SADDLES -


TAGS: eucadorian sailors broadway musical
Rating: 4.8/5

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Airman - April 23, 2012, 2:27 pm
sounds like steam escaping
Greeny - April 23, 2012, 2:26 pm
sssssssSS5!


THE F - U FINGER -


TAGS: dumb broad woman finger ring
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Chris Sutherland - October 2, 2010, 12:25 am
and even then you do realize that behind every bird is a pile of s*it
GySgt1811 - August 8, 2009, 5:20 pm
This is the one you use for those who don't deserve the very best.


SEXISM -




TWILIGHT - Gayer than Broadway. And that is saying a lot!




CHRISTMAS EVE -


TAGS: an off off off broadway production
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Bulgy McPackage - November 1, 2009, 1:05 am
The ensuing explosion has made my family cry on every family get together since. Lucia had greatness in him, waiting to get out. We just didn't know it would get out that way. I have walked and bowed carefully ever since. *sob*
Sean - October 31, 2009, 6:30 pm
Reminds me (the pic) of Top Secret, that old and hilarious Val Kilmer movie.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 5:29 pm
LMAO SpaceD
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 5:28 pm
5Ls Bone. Very funny, and low center of gravity.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 5:04 pm
Thanks Master Superior Ron
RONSART - October 31, 2009, 5:00 pm
my 5L...so funny.
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:29 pm
Says the dude who nearly choked to death on a pebble. You were a'sposed to snatch it outta the Master's hand, not try to inhale it. And put that glue jar down. Yer gonna spoil yer dinner.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:24 pm
Thanks Master Sean...the student has learned well.
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:21 pm
"... cousin on my brother's side ..." is for me the crown jewel on this tiara. 5 lions fighting under a duvet.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:17 pm
In honor of Bulgy, of course
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 4:14 pm
Wall-to-wall excellence, Bone!


SECURITY - When one breaks into your home, Would you seriously go for the phone?


TAGS: broadview vs shot guns
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by 1enferno

rudeboy308 - June 8, 2011, 11:31 pm
Those ads bug me no end. My version of those ads would have the mom shoot that bastard dead, and the family dog would be lapping his brains up off of the floor when the cops come.
Derek - December 21, 2009, 2:41 pm
If she'd broken into my home... no, I don't think so.
1enferno - December 21, 2009, 2:16 pm
hellz ya!
phydeaux - December 21, 2009, 1:22 pm
Not in my house for sure. Please let me introduce you to Mr. 1911A1.


Hands Down Inn -


TAGS: 700 sw broadway
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by ughomer

GaryO - July 10, 2013, 8:44 am
Well, when yer payin’ for ‘room service’ why waste time for an apology?
ughomer - July 10, 2013, 8:18 am
So, your "hot pillow" doesn't ever really cool down Gary?
GaryO - July 9, 2013, 3:12 pm
I got mine by the minute, so nanner nanner
MissPriss - July 9, 2013, 12:55 pm
And the hour5Ly room rates are so convenient too...so I've heard.


NFL 2014 Season -


TAGS: tony romo cowboys broadcasting career
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Ism

Oldsod - September 5, 2014, 8:41 pm
...and it still didn't deflate the ego...
vilnius - September 4, 2014, 10:43 pm
guy once finished a game with a punctured lung


Nathan Lane -




AMERICANS WITH DISABILITIES ACT - Helping people like Eileen here get work since 1990.




ROSES - You can ask for permission before hand, ask for forgiveness afterward, or you can giver her roses, and not worry about doing neither.


TAGS: flowers wife wifes girl lady women broad fail owned
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Sean - July 19, 2009, 1:16 pm
What? They don't play hockey in the Pacific Rim. Sheesh. Catfish?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 1:05 pm
Wayne Gretzky?
Sean - July 19, 2009, 1:05 pm
*hegemony
Sean - July 19, 2009, 1:04 pm
And I always stutter a little when I am about to quote the great one.
Sean - July 19, 2009, 1:03 pm
I beg to differ. I I quote Kissenger on this: "Make-up sex is about reclaiming lost territory. It is not about the attempted expansion of one's hegamony in either the bedroom ... or Southeat Asia."
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 12:36 pm
Very good point... but, I submit to you that make-up sex is the perfect time to open some new "gates".... albeit, we're still at an impass with lemons.
Sean - July 19, 2009, 12:33 pm
"Two Hearts in the Pink" ... good luck with that. Even my wife 'll know that's an oblique reference to the Shocker. But of course she's been primed to be on the lookout for those kinds of prestidigitational shenanigans. Don't ask.
BoneCD - July 19, 2009, 11:04 am
"Two Hearts in the Pink"...Aggy, that sounds like a three way!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 19, 2009, 9:32 am
A tip from Moooooo....You can buy these roses from Aggy at the nearest off ramp.
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:19 pm
A tip from aggy... after an argument, once things have smoothed over, 2 dozen roses... all pink, except for two red ones in the middle (but apart from each other). On the card, write: "Two hearts in the pink". Never give roses immediately; dinner is best.
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 10:01 pm
It's a 5. Basically, I just get a diamond. Plus the fact that she assumes she'll out live me makes her very happy!


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